What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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Why does having a college degree no longer carry the same prestige as before? People don't have the same respect for the educated.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?

Yes sir it is.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What, when building a house, are the necessary wires (beside 120v) to future proof my house, Cat6, Coax, low voltage, and alarm wires?

HELLO

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Andrew Tate said the covid is a scam and only dorks get vaccinated. Is it true?

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.